Ryan Star huh? Guess you gotta pay the bills 'til the 'Heny go global. What other session work should we be aprised of?

Surreal Life Jay style:

Ace - Sorums flavor of the month. She's an Oklahoman like myself, so a little hometown love would fit in nicely. (Plus that, I've think I've seen her in a few exotic ballet establishments around town.)

Buckethead - He's a goofy bastard with the whole disembodied schtick goin on, ought to interesting.

Bill Clinton - Watching him hit on Ace would be priceless. Enough said.

Mike Tyson - Imagine him biting the heads off Bucketheads chickens, need I say more?

Quentin Tarantino - He's the "Surreal Life" in and of himself.

Courtney Love - A "clean" Courtney could be the voice of reason in this bunch. Courtney leading by example, a mother figure if you will. Now that's fucking surreal..

That's funny Billy that you mentioned today about where you got the band name, because yesterday I was at Doheny state beach and I had a little laugh to myself ;)

Lmao, just for me, and I had to look up "The Surreal Life" in a search engine. I got what that it must be one of those Celebrity Big Brother type events though.
Difficult question, Hollywood and American Politics are so surreal anyway, it seems that way when you see clips on tv.
I see Charo has been on. I had a good laugh at that.
Brigette N. too, whoa, judging from seeing her in interviews, she's going to make people's heads spin.

Okay, putting my thinking cap on. Love Lisa xxxx

hey billy, let's see, the 5 people (yes 5 because "I" would be one of the surreal's in my own little warped world) I would have with me would be (as of today, ask me next week and everything would be different):

- Lee Aaron, canadian jazz singer who use to sing heavy rock in the 80's and 90's, she's one of my favourite singers, turned to jazz in 2000.

- Jenny Gear, she's the lead singer of the Whiskey Kittens (isn't that a great name for a band). They're first CD was released last week and I just got it in the mail today. She's from Newfoundland so she'd bring the "screech" with her. ;)

- Billy Duffy... who else, come on now, you know me by now. I need say no more. rofl

- Rick Mercer, I find him the funniest person around today, love his sense of humour (another Canadian).

- and last, the ghost of Peter Gzowski (yes another Canadian), I need someone intellectual to talk with, even if its a ghost.

So let's hear it for the all all canadian (except for Duffy) surreal life according to me. ;)

ta,
tina

Grace Jones~She's wild. She'll tell everyone where to go, and probably end up punching someone out.
Ali G~To take the piss, and then probably get hit.
Pam Andersen~For someone to have a go at.
Bob Geldof~To bore everyone with his politics, and get pissed off at everyone and tell them.
(I was going to choose John Lydon, but he was already on a reality show here, and brilliant on it, so I've subbed Bob to stand in)
John Lydon~I gave in, I couldn't think of anyone better to watch on tv. Started wondering if Johnny and Bobby would get in a huge Irish-style argument too.
Tipper Gore~let the fight begin....

hey all,

billy bromley looks the same old same old!

as being in london had no clue what "the surreal life" was but looked it up ...

A reality show about fading celebrities who were hot back in the day, and how they live their day to day lives in one Los Angeles mansion.

Got me thinkin ....

1)

2)

accidently clicked POST

but done myself a favor as i must that dumb i cannot think of any1, but good old homer simpson keeps popping in my head and he aint even human!

excuse my blabbin im knackered and off to sleep!

Love
Sandy B
-x-

lol....Tipper...good one, bet ole John and she would get into it!!! He could get her goin for sure! Good picks Lisa...I'd watch it!

:D Thanks Abby! I had myself laughing, so I'm glad it made you laugh too.
Yeah, John vs Tipper. Go Johnny!

And pardon me, it's "SIR Bob Geldof now, even though he's Irish."

Lisa
xxxx

omfg! tipper gore's guide to dating do's and dont's!? O.o
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/6806/

Don't call yourself Tipper, there's one tip. Where did that name come from anyhow?

God, what a tiring day at work. I am always the one who cleans up after the people who made mistakes. That said, it was so nice to sit back, relax and read this blog. I have two jobs before I go to grad school (hopefully) in January. One goes by very fast and the other seems like an eternity. So when I get home and read this blog and hear about all the music, the writing process, not to mention the fun, it really makes me feel a part of something special. Okay, enough corniness from me. Oh--and I think I would have been one of the few children scared to death of the people in Mickey or Donald costumes. I am scared of people in those costumes, clowns, and mimes.
And about the Surreal Life, I am hopelessly hooked onto that show. Ryan seems pretty cool. At least she's not hooking up with Jordan Knight, that guy is a prissy ass!
And LiNda--when is your birthday???
If we are starting a birthday list, mine is January 19, 1982. Same date as Edgar Allan Poe and Janis Joplin. I didn't know that until after I had been writing poetry for years and way after my one piano teacher said I looked like Janis but prettier...weird...

hmmm....We gotta get Martha Stewert in there too somehow!! THAT would be the ultimate! (and anyone remember Puck from the Real world)...Maybe I should just do my own!!

1.Martha Stewert
2.Puck (from the Real World)
3.Shannon Doherty
4.Jaleel White (Steve Erkel)
5.Andrea Barber (Kimmi Gibbler..."Full House")
6.Danny DeVito

The show seems to put in it people who used to be household names (or at least faces) and when you first see the show you think "where did I see that person before??" Ok, so Martha doesn't exactly fall into that category, but I think that she is necessary! LOL

OK Billy...make it happen...lol

I don't enjoy "reality" tv. Both psychology and quantum physics theorize that the act of observing someone or something actually has an effect on what's being observed - I wholeheartedly believe that. I can't help thinking that those people are all doing what they're doing and saying what they're saying because they know someone's watching. And then I hate them because even though they know they're being watched, they still act like idiots. So I can't really think of 6 people that I'd like to put together in a house & watch what happens. I can only think of 2. But I'm keeping that to myself.

Anyway...
Jules, my birthday is February 20.

man. good question. i've totally been idolizing charo on the surreal life this season, and i adored tammy faye last season. after giving it some thought, i could only come up with three people i'd definately like to see in a house together - sandra bernhard, johnathan taylor thomas, and bruce dickinson. maybe lita ford or ted danson could join the fun. and i love the idea of grace jones!

btw, you can add january 6th to the birthday calendar, too. :D

As long as we're doing birthdays, I'm a year drunker this Friday, Oct. 1.

Libra all the way, call me Even Steven.

Can I get a Doheny style shout out Billy?

Only 2, eh LiNda? They don't need to be locked in a house, they need to be locked in a recording studio....

My six people locked in a house...
1. Sebastian Bach
2. Ashton Kutcher
3. Bruce Willis (I want to see how cool they REALLY are over the Demi-situation)
4. Liza Minelli
5. Pamela des Barres
6. Courtney Love

Not a lot of reasoning behind my choices, other than the fact that I think it would be a total gong-show. I had to agree with Jay on Courtney. She was the first person who sprang to mind for me. Actually Billy, do you think you can just round up all of Jay's picks and pitch it to MTV? I think he's on to something there.

If we're talking birthdays, mine is Oct 24/74. Yes, if you do the math, it's a big one for me this year. Don't talk about it, I'm in denial.

Oh my GOD! I was so tired from work I didn't realize I had a homework assignment!!! Just getting it in under the wire...
Okay..let's see, my choices for Surreal Life cast members...
1) David Lynch--I can't imagine how he must be judging by his movies...
2) Macaulay Culkin, because I think they always have to have a former child star.
3) Toss up--Either Scott Baio or Willie Aames from Charles in Charge. I bet Scott is a real prick and Willie sadly went on to become "Bible Man"..nuff said.
4) Sharon Osbourne--she can just boss everyone around
5) Kathy Coleman who played Holly on the 1970's version of "The Land of the Lost"--because that was the most entertainingly dumb show ever...gotta love the cheap claymation.
6) and finally....I think RuPaul...I guess he could could for either the male or female category..but since he dresses as a female most of the time, I figure that might be more appropriate since he probably wears more makeup and has bigger boobs than most women.

5)

LOL...RuPaul!!!! Brilliant!!!

Heidi - Asters was NOT one of the two, but that's a good thought. You are the eternal optimist.

Julia - lmao - Charles in Charge and Land of the Lost? too funny. Girl, you were born in the wrong decade.

And Abby - Kimmi from Full House. Classic!

6 people..
hmmmm
Jennifer Saunders
Marilyn Manson
Bobcat Goldthwaite
John Cleese
Patty La Belle
Princess Stephanie
..I have no freakin idea why..

Damn! 20 comments... billy looks like the community is growing! AWESOME.

6 people... this is shearly for my enjoyment of the show

1. ME
2. Billy Morrison
3. Dave Navarro
4. Jenna Jameson
5. Meg Ryan
6. Paris Hilton

Thats me... i shall now line up for the firing squad.

Pony

Pony, are you coming out as a Paris Hilton fan? :D I'll do my very best to keep that quiet. I will.
You guys sticking yourselves in that's not fair (Libra talk here)
you can't do that. That's the answer for this question:
Who would you like to be stuck in a house/stuck on an island/stuck onto/ stuck up?

Found out I have the same birthday as Sammy Hagar, who's having his party down at his Cabo Wabo Club, or is it Wabo Cabo..o.O and Chad Smith among others will be there.
Wonder if my invite got lost in the mail? :P

Billy~There's an outbreak of Camp Freddy madness going on over at 6767.com! :O

I wanna play again....

1. Donald Trump
2. P. Diddy
3. Richard Simmons
4. Monica Lewinsky
5. Mariah Carey
6. LaToya Jackson

oh flamingheart, if you're going to have Monica you'll have to have Hilary too, that would be too good to pass up ;)

Ylais...

Good point ... scratch her... (she's cute but i'd have to have her on mute)

6. Mistress Julia from Uranium on Fuse...

Pony